Your coffee van. Financed, stocked, coached — from day one.
Nocturnal Lab onboards you, finances the van through Chase, matches you with local roasters and bakeries, and hands you an AI game plan at 5:45 every morning.
60-SEC PRE-QUAL · VAN IN 5 DAYS · 47 FOUNDING SPOTS
- Chase Business
- Stripe
- Square
- QuickBooks
- BizCover
- AWS
Five barriers keep good operators off the street.
Banks reject 89% of first-time van applicants. Supply runs through 8+ disconnected vendors. 72% of new operators fail in year one — with no training, no permit map, and no software built for a van. One platform closes all five gaps.
Application to first pour in four moves.
Apply in 60 seconds
Chase pre-qualification with a soft credit check — no paperwork, no branch visit.
Get financed + equipped
Pick a van tier — $18K, $28K or $42K, financed. Delivered in 5 days with 3 roasters + 2 bakeries matched.
Launch with a plan
The 5:45am AI brief queues your top 3 zones, prep counts and pricing before you turn the key.
Operate + scale
POS, books and reorders run themselves. At 90 days, your report unlocks van #2.
$4–6K — ALL THE DAY-1 CASH YOU NEED · VAN FINANCED BY CHASE · SAAS $149–299/MO
Seventeen modules. One login.
Banking built in
Chase Business accounts, van loans and BizCover insurance — opened from inside the app.
POS to books, automatic
Square at the window, QuickBooks in the background, revenue share split without a spreadsheet.
Beans + bakes on tap
Wholesale roasters and fresh bakeries, matched to your route. One-tap reorder, morning delivery.
A plan every morning
Six AI models read weather, events and your history — zones, prep and pricing at 5:45am.
NL Academy
Six modules from eSpresso basics to fleet math, plus Barista Coach AI on call all day.
Permits, mapped
All 47 Arizona zones live in the app — where you can park, when, and what it costs.
Local roasters and bakeries, wired into your van.
Coffee roasters
Wholesale beans and custom blends with co-branded packaging. A stock alert becomes a one-tap reorder; the AI sets the quantity and your ETA arrives by SMS.
Local bakeries
Fresh pastries, sandwiches and dietary options delivered before your first stop — baked to an AI forecast sent 48 hours ahead, so nothing is wasted.
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